A Dinner Conversation

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Lindsay: Here Babe, dinner.

Me: Two sandwiches? Are you trying to make me fat?

Lindsay: I’m not the one who ate an entire pizza this afternoon.

Me: I didn’t eat a whole pizza…

Lindsay: (long pause… Silent stare)

Me: … You had one piece…. You did! (feelings of shame)

20 minutes later, I had eaten both sandwiches… and they were delicious!

It makes me feel better to tell myself my wife isn’t ALWAYS right… I just happen to be wrong a lot more.