My Wife’s “Game Time Twitter Commentary” A MUST FOLLOW

We’re Dallas Mavericks fans here in the Holsinger House, but I would have to classify my wife Lindsay as a Mavs FANATIC. (I think one of the major reasons she even married me was that I had tickets to all the Mavs games. But, to be honest,  I don’t blame her.)

Needless to say we’ve been GLUED to the TV, cheering on our team as they battle the Heat through the Finals.

This has been such a roller coaster series that it’s almost hard to take at times. BUT, as much as I like to watch the Mavs play, I like to watch my wife Lindsay watch the Mavs even more.

You haven’t really experienced a Mavs game until you have sat in our living room with Lindsay. Sometimes it’s exciting, sometimes it’s funny, sometimes it’s a little scary. (those times I just slip out of the room without her noticing so I don’t become collateral damage.)

Since most of you will never be able to sit in our living room and watch the game with Lindsay, you can enjoy the next best thing… Lindsay’s “Game Time Twitter Commentary”.

Every Tweet is better then the one before. Lindsay is a MUST FOLLOW for this series against the Heat.

Here’s a recap so far of the NBA Finals series from Lindsay’s Twitter perspective.

Game 4 :  Tuesday, June 7th

@lindsay1019 Yeeeeesssssssss!!!!!!
@lindsay1019 Loathing. Unadulterated loathing. For Wade’s face, his hair, his clothing…
@lindsay1019 Stevenson is not kiddin around y’all
@lindsay1019 Still in the 2nd quarter, screaming on the inside! I hope things are looking better in the future.
@lindsay1019 Are you kidding me with that flopping around?!?! Bunch of crazy fools
@lindsay1019 Very happy with this first minute. Good job good job
@lindsay1019 I feel like Susan on Miracle on 34th St… I believe, I believe… I should’ve fasted today.
@lindsay1019 Let’s go Mavs!!!!!!

Game 3 : Sunday, June 5th

@lindsay1019 I’m so sad
@lindsay1019 Oh Lord… Please
@lindsay1019 Let’s shut this down please!!!
@lindsay1019 I seriously love Chandler and Marion.
@lindsay1019 Thank you Kidd! We needed that!

Game 2 : Thursday, June 2nd

@lindsay1019 RT @MaxLucado The Mavs just accomplished the greatest comeback since Lazarus!
@lindsay1019 RT sportsguy33 Wade’s Eff You 3 in front of Dallas’ bench put Miami up 88-73 (7:14 left). Dallas went on a 20-2 run right after. Think he woke ‘em up?
@lindsay1019 RT @SteveNash@swish41 = Assassin. Cold blooded.@lindsay1019 Me and my brother celebrating the best win ever!! http://instagr.am/p/FGciQ/
@lindsay1019 Love seeing James, Bosh and Haslem falling over each other as Dirk knocks it down!!! In your face fools!
@lindsay1019 Oh my word!!!!!! Am I really seeing this?!?!?!!?! MAVS!!!! Shutting it down!! Amazing!!!
@lindsay1019 Dying!!!
@lindsay1019 Bibby has a special place on my list. He’s been there 8 years. Oh yeah it’s not a list you want to be on by the way. I’m super dangerous.
@lindsay1019 I’m feeling physical pain. Literally don’t know if I can keep watching this.
@lindsay1019 RT @Gray3199 Mavs need the other 2 pieces of the 3 J’s. They perfected getting just 4 wins during the 90’s.
@lindsay1019 Seriously ABC, love the Heat much?!
@lindsay1019 Wade too
@lindsay1019 I wish James would travel himself right out of this game
@lindsay1019 Let the tweet wrath begin. I already now have added a Heat fan to my “list”.

Game 1 : Tuesday, May 31st

@lindsay1019 Come on Wade. You’re not fooling anybody with that fake “team” talk… Makes me nauseous.
@lindsay1019 Quick thought: I hope Haslem chokes on that dumb mouth guard.
@lindsay1019 Seeing missed rebound opportunities is so painful.
@lindsay1019 Stupid Haslem
@lindsay1019 Bosh looks like an ostrich/raptor
@lindsay1019 Stupid Bosh.
@lindsay1019 RT @nilesholsinger Reese’s review of Michael McDonalds National Anthem: “The girl was good, the boy…was…hopeless.”
@lindsay1019 If there’s one thing Texans can handle it’s the Heat. It’s our night fools.

Game 5 of the Finals starts tonight, so I would suggest you follow @lindsay1019 right now so you don’t miss any of the CLASSIC Twitter commentary. And while your following her on Twitter you should check out her blog Monkey-Love. She doesn’t post very often but when she does it is so good and most of the time HILARIOUS!

Go Mavs.

PS. PLEASE DO NOT TRASH TALK MY WIFE TONIGHT ON TWITTER IF YOU’RE A HEAT FAN. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MATCH WITS WITH HER. HOW DO I KNOW THIS? BECAUSE YOU’RE A HEAT
FAN!